Vietnam — Page 2

A couple of months ago, another traveler asked us what we were planning to do in our afterlife, you know, when we return to something that resembles normalcy. The name stuck and ever since then we’ve been discussing this theoretical post-trip existence as our afterlife.

For us the afterlife is going to require a few adjustments, not least of which is our wardrobe. It may sound ridiculous, but I’ve been living in cargo capri’s, stretchy black pants and wicking shirts for almost 2 years. Look at our pictures, you’ll see its the same rotation of shirts and bottoms in every photo almost since the beginning. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, that probably won’t remain the daily wardrobe in the afterlife. It just so happens that the ancient city of Hoi An, Vietnam is also the center of inexpensive custom tailoring in Southeast Asia, so we decided to take full advantage.

There are hundreds of tailors in Hoi An and as you can imagine the quality spectrum ranges. We read reviews, advice and all sorts of tips on buying clothes in Hoi An, but when it came down to it we relied on our instinct and headed right to the Cloth Market. Although there are tons of really nice tailor shops lining the major streets we were most comfortable in the chaos of the market. We went by a few stalls, looked at some samples and fabrics and then spoke with a few vendors.

Hiding in a back corner for a moment to check a price tip on the Internet, we were literally accosted by a bright eyed and bubbly vendor. Pulling us towards her shop we immediately liked her style of sale.
Energetic but not pushy, we checked out her samples, fabrics and nailed down the details. We made a number of changes to the suit and shirts Danny ordered and by that afternoon we started with the fittings.

We ordered a whole variety of stuff from several shops. As Danny said later that night, “I appreciate that my wife decided to spread her business all over town.” That pretty much summed up our next day, running from fitting appointment to fitting appointment. In the end we had a duffel bag filled with 16 shirts, 4 pairs of shoes, 2 suits, 1 dress and a new winter coat…all made exclusively for us, with fabrics of our choosing, and cut to fit our bodies as they exist now; hopefully our afterlife will be kind to us.

Standing in the Cloth Market at 6pm the evening before we left, watching the tailor mark Danny’s jacket to make minor adjustments I had to run to my own final fitting. Waiting and waiting at the shop, they told me the skirt was on the way. Forty-five minutes later who should arrive? The same tailor. He and I shared a secret laugh and shook hands before he drove off into the night. From what I can tell he was probably working with several shops in town.

Was it worth it? We think so, but only time will tell. It certainly was a bit frustrating, but having read all the tips and advice online certainly helped. We had to be picky, assertive and very specific, but in the end I think it all worked out well. Maybe you’ll be the best judge…

IF YOU GO: Plan to spend at least two days in Hoi An if you want to have clothes made, order early on your first day and you’ll have plenty of time for fittings. Ask around for recommendations, but be careful, many hotels get kickbacks or own their own tailor shop so you might not get an objective opinion or recommendation. Be specific, even about the small things when you order. Be clear on when you should expect to see the garment, but be realistic. We were very happy with our clothes from ‘My’ Tailor Shop inside the Cloth Market as well as the shoes we purchased from Tan Loc just outside the cloth market. To travel to or from Hoi An you will need to first go to Danang as that is the closest airport and rail station.

Those of you that have been following along with us are probably now thinking- how did you get from Beijing to Hanoi? Well it’s a long story, but basically traveling during National Holiday in China completely screwed up our itinerary. Since we were so limited in what transportation was available, we cobbled together a strange route through China that had us end in Beijing. Unwilling to take a 3 day train to Vietnam, we bit the bullet and booked a flight, through Malaysia. Yes, from Beijing to Hanoi we spent a day in Kuala Lumpur, which frankly was awesome. Shopping capital of the world- we even found multi-grain cheerios!

We briefly stopped in Hanoi and instead headed to the coast and spent a few days in Nihn Bihn. An Endangered Primate Center is the biggest draw at the Cuc Phong National Park, but after spending so much time in heavily polluted China we were glad to have a day in the fresh air hiking through the jungle and took less than 15 minutes for the bugs to find Danny, reminding both of us of the many joys of the tropics. We hiked to a tree which is claimed to be over 1000 years old and even hiked into a pitch black “pre-historic” cave. No animals were spotted through any of this, outside of stickbugs and other insects, as hunting in the park has diminished animal populations so much that there are hardly any animals left in the park.

The next day I found myself sitting in a row boat watching a woman row with her feet. Yup, you read that right. Rowing with her feet. Through the caves and stone arches of Tam Coc – Bích Dong (means 3 caves) we admired the scenery as every other boat that passed stared at our boat driver rowing with her feet. Sure there were other drivers using their feet, but our lady rowed that way for the full hour long trip. It was impressive, but then again, why hadn’t anyone else thought of that before? Surely these can’t be the only people in the world innovative enough to use larger muscle groups to row. I guess necessity is the mother of invention, as was the hard push we received on the boat to purchase some local embroidery.

Back in Hanoi we filled a full day sightseeing and sat through a rather amusing water puppet show. A traditional form of entertainment, the water puppet shows are traditionally performed along river banks. Now the shows are performed from pools inside auditoriums and although the story lines were a little lost on us, we enjoyed watching the puppets flip back and forth on long sticks. It was a little kitsch but cute and worth the $3 price of admission.

Plenty of other sites abound in Hanoi, we enjoyed the Ethnography museum- be sure to check out housing examples in the back, some of which were put up in the traditional way by villagers. We also stopped by the “Hanoi Hilton,” where John McCain’s flight suit is on display. I wonder what would have happened if he had become president?

IF YOU GO: We stayed at a great hotel in Old Hanoi called the Allura, shop around and you should be able to find something comfortable and decent without any problem. Buses to Ninh Binh run from a bus station in the south of the city very frequently and are less than $3. From Ninh Binh we were able to arrange a car to take us to the national park, but be aware that the primate center closes mid-day for lunch. A little restaurant on-site serves food until it runs out- this can be rather early, so bring snacks and water. We rented bikes in Ninh Binh to get to Tam Coc for the boat trip and took a route along the river.

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